Life Sucks VOL 2

Okay so lets recap. My wife and I have been together for over a decade and the one thing I want to give her a child I haven't been able so far. Well this past year my wife and I went to a fertility specialist they ran some test and my wife checks out fine. Well then we get refereed to a urologist oh and the fun I have had so far. The urologist told me there are a few choices. So my wife and I decide to start a the top and work are way down and this point in the journey its all down. Well the doctor tells me that a prostate ultrasound is a fair bet to find the blockage. Lets stop and talk about the prostate ultrasound. This is a wonderful procedure where I got to hear such wonderful phrases like " I am going to stick my finger in rather deep and grease up the works. this might hurt a bit." NO SHIT ! I looked at my wife as she sees the look on my and tries no to laugh. Did you ever wonder where your prostate is I never wanted to know but I do NOW. Damn that hurt. While moving on we found out that there was no blockage and needed to then find out if I was making sperm. SO What is the doctor's next step nothing major a testicular biopsy. Wait. Testicular Biopsy. TESTICULAR FUCKING BIOPSY. But I am a man I love my wife so I say okay. I was told that there would be mild discomfort swelling and I might want to stay of my feet for a week or so okey dokey. Well in cause you no aware of what a Testicular Biopsy is let me provide you with some insight. The doctors knocked me out, Cut open my sack, pulled out one testicle and took a chunk out, put back the testical a little thread, and a little glue and on my way I stumbled. Remember the mild discomfort part well that was BULLSHIT. It hurts to walk, to sit , to shit, to stand, hell it hurts to fart and I fart alot. In other words it hurts alot. Imagine if you were a goalie with no pads, no cup and every shot hit you in the nads. Yep that is about as accurate as that gets. So here I am a week later and feel the mild discomfort I was told about. Yesterday I got the results and score one for the home team I do have sperm lots but they can't get out. Oh fuck me... So the doctor say they need to check for a blockage in the vasdifferens. So now he is going to open my sack again, pull out both testicles, inject some dye, hopefully find and remove the blockage. Damn Thats going to suck but I have gone this far whats a few more feet. Then hopefully its on to the baby making. Well wish my wife and I luck we'll need....With and luck my next entry will be The Blog formerly known as Life Sucks.