Sunday, October 11, 2009

2AM thoughts

Is it necrophila If the body is still warm.
Never be forgotten. when leaving just say this. Well I'm off to analy fist a paraplegic miget.

Why do all fat people sleep nude!!!!!!

Why in gods name are thier fat people in nudist camps... Who wants to see a 400 pound man naked, cover in cisco trying to squeeze through a damn door.

Why do women try to hook up with married men. If you can get him away from his wife some other skank can do the same thing duhhhhh!!!!

If you cant see over the dash of a car. Maybe you should fix you fucking seat or by a car you fit in you sack of shit........
So this chicks giving me a rim job and blows air up my ass. Dumb bitch I had the shits and boom shit all over her face.....
Belly shirt is just a term not a request... If you hang out over your belt DONT WEAR A DAMN BELLY SHIRT!!!!!
If to gay guys are have sex and the one getting plowed fart is that considered a blow job. If its a wet one is considered lubing the chassis.

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